Area Man Investigated for Posing Online as 16 Year Old Cheerleader

Claiming he was just doing “research” a foxy area cheerleader has turned out to be a sixty eight year old political pundit and former public official who “just has a thing for athletic kids”, and thought it would be “neat” if he could get to know some of them better.

While records show the culprit has a history of questionable ethics the local authorities have yet to file any charges. Now that he has been outed it looks like ‘All American Girl’ would be well advised  to stick to simple texting and keeping a low public profile.