The
lowly Twinkie (all clever racial or sexual connotations aside) is one
oddly amazing little treat. And honestly I can't believe that any normal
American over 40 could say that they've never enjoyed eating a pair.
Kids don't care, but with grown up kids Twinkies always inspire deeper
questions, like; "Is it really cake? Do they really survive unaffected
by a nuclear blast? -and- Can I have another one?"
As it turns
out, they are partly made from Chinese petroleum, five different kinds
of rocks, & dangerously poisonous substances, and pretty much last
longer than a can of Spam. And boy, do they taste yummy!
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